svveden:

why are you crying? here suck my dick it’ll make you feel better

homovikings:

the sassvengers return

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

dave-vriska:

fuwafuwa-panda:

I wish I liked honey but Cheerios so I could get the mini Toothiana books :C

you should try honey nut cheerios, the ones you’ve been eating taste like ass